Too bad, I liked that shirt

I have to burn my Johnny Damon Red Sox shirt because Johnny Damon signed on with the STUPID NEW YORK YANKEES WITH STUPID DEREK JETER. I'm pretty sad about that. I spent $20 on that shirt just this spring. Now if I wear it people will make fun of me. At least I didn't have a Renteria shirt...that would have been dumb to begin with.