iSad

I got an iPad. Actually I got one on the day they came out. It was a nice day out too, but I stayed inside all day playing on my iPad. There were people outside who thought they were having fun. I am sad that they didn't have iPads.

Oh and I made this picture on my iPad too, so that means it's better than any picture I've ever done. Ever.

The Pandemic Fair (OMFG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!)

We had a "Pandemic Fair" at work this week to learn about how we are all going to die horrible horrible deaths from the BIRD FLU (not if but WHEN). I am sad because it wasn't much fun. I thought there would at least be games and rides, but all I got was a flu shot and a Snoopy® brand adhesive bandage. Oh, and a cookie. I like fried dough better.

Click the picture for the full size, and yes, they really did call it the Pandemic Fair.

Merbleh shirts!

Just in time for the holidays. If you're wondering what the Merbleh is, check here and here.



Order one!

Cat sitting

Back in May, I got an apartment with Nate and Jerome... and Jerome's stupid cat. Well now I am sad because Jerome is in Washington state, and we have to take care of his cat. Feeding it isn't bad, but I haven't touched the litterbox, and I don't think Nate has either. Good thing it is on the other end of the apartment...the part where you just don't go. Oh well, it's not like Jerome ever cleans it when he is here.

The Triumphant Return (of the Merbleh)

Artrage is finally universal. I went boating with Doug a couple of weeks ago in Pushaw Lake. We hit something in the middle of the lake. We don't know what it was, but I have my own idea.

Technical difficulties

Technical difficulties (Artrage not being a universal binary) have kept me from making any new drawings. Well I could, but it's just painful to use. I'm hoping for an update soon, but if not, I'll work something out. Not drawing makes me sad.

Special widescreen edition

I won $50 at karyoke last night. Two other people's names were drawn first, but they were missing, so I was the third name. I am sad because no one seemed to care what happened to them. Dale probably trapped them into talking about his "hole in math" theory. You'll need to click the image to see the full size.

New iMac

I got a new iMac. I like it a lot. But I am sad that it can never love me back in the way I love it. My mom said I should spend some time "stroking something other than the keyboard" (no...she really did). That also makes me sad.

I'm back

I've been a little busy lately, but there are posts coming. I am sad if I disappointed any of you. I hope you understand.

I wish I could shoot my roommate too...

Nate, you already promised me I could.

Anyway, apparently Brian and his roommate Nik decided to go out and buy guns today. I am sad because I ordered my Beretta on the internet, and it won't be in until the 23rd. So now I am sitting in my room, while Brian and Nik get to shoot at each other. I never did like Nik anyway, what with his stupid red hat and always calling everything "awesome".


Of course these are Airsoft guns... According to Brian, getting shot in the face hurts. I can't wait to find out.

Zombies go "Roar!"?

Zac and I went skating yesterday. We went to Pushaw Lake first, but there were spring holes and we didn't trust the ice. Instead we ended up at Mud Pond. Zac was afraid the ice would break. I was afraid of the zombies since we were dangerously close to the Zombie Bridge and Zombie Swamp. We didn't stay long. I am sad.


I hope this picture makes you sad too. Seriously look at the poor zombie that lost his legs. He has to crawl on ice. I just feel bad that he is going to starve while the other legged zombies get to eat brains. If that doesn't bring a tear to your eye, then you are a heartless person.

Insomnia

I didn't get much sleep last week. I tossed and turned all night every night. By Friday I had lost my mind. All I could think of was how awesome I am at Halo and how much I want to be like Master Chief. I must have been delusional, since I'm not really that good. Being bad at Halo makes me sad.

Its not Petco stupid

I was in RadioShack today. This woman brought her dog in with her. It was a big German Shepard. It came up to me and sniffed me, so I thought it was friendly, but then when I tried to pat it, it bit at me and growled. I was scared and sad. The woman was too busy having probably one of the stupidest conversations I have ever heard to keep her beast under control. I think I am lucky to be alive.

It wasn't glitter on my lawn

Dale and Jenn came up from Nate's birthday. Everyone drank too much so they were passing out and throwing up around 8 PM. Jenn threw up off my deck. That made me sad. But I can use glitter to show it. It's still not enough to make up for the hurt, but it helps.

That's it - you're getting crazy eyes

I saw Misti this week. She thought the drawing I did of her earlier was funny. I felt that thing that isn't sad since she knows I wasn't being mean to her. But speaking of mean people, Jenn has been really mean to me about doing a new drawing. Other people have been meaner, like the guy that emailed me: "if you don't do a new drawing soon i'll drive to maine and give you a reason to be sad." That was hurtful. But Jenn's mean comments hurt most of all, so I drew a picture. Jenn, you get the crazy eyes. You and your little dog too.

Hi...remember me?

Yeah, I know it's been a while. I really wanted to do a post about my New Years Eve, but I was waiting for Artrage 2 to be released... it has glitter. Why glitter? Well that would have been perfect to illustrate the horrid liquid that was coming out of my mouth and ass all day on new years eve thanks to a ham sandwich. I couldn't go to a party or hang out with my friends. That made me very sad. Happy 2006...Yeah, whatever.

Anyway, it has been really warm here lately. End of Days type warm. Up near 50 degrees the last couple of days. There isn't even any snow on the ground at work... all grass. I was going to go skiing this weekend, but it's supposed to rain. I am sad that Bangor is turning into a tropical paradise.



Oh I also turned 25 on Saturday. I noticed you didn't say "happy birthday" or even get me anything. Would it have killed you to send an e-card? Thanks a lot.

Sorry

There is a new cartoon coming soon. I promise. It will be good. I am sad I haven't been able to do one. In the meantime, here's a late non-denominational wintertime celebratory period gift. These are the pictures that actually started I AM SAD, but they have nothing to do with my life. Now stop bugging me.

Too bad, I liked that shirt

I have to burn my Johnny Damon Red Sox shirt because Johnny Damon signed on with the STUPID NEW YORK YANKEES WITH STUPID DEREK JETER. I'm pretty sad about that. I spent $20 on that shirt just this spring. Now if I wear it people will make fun of me. At least I didn't have a Renteria shirt...that would have been dumb to begin with.

How to make Bucket Punch

Here's a Christmas gift from me to you. My age old secret for Bucket Punch:

1/2 Gallon of Skyy Vodka
1/2 Gallon Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
1 Gallon Hawaiian Punch Fruit Punch
1 Gallon Lemonade
4 Liters Ginger Ale
1/2 Gallon Rainbow Sherbert

And a big bucket to mix it in.

I made it this weekend at Caleb and Jess's Christmas party. I had fun, but now I am sad because I think people only liked me because of my punch. I know Caleb liked it. He didn't really wear a wreath, but he probably would have if there was one around.

Dear Evil Parking Guy...

I drew a picture for the Evil Parking Guy. I'm going to send it with the check.


Ok, I probably won't send it. I'm not that cool. That makes me sad.