The Pandemic Fair (OMFG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!)

We had a "Pandemic Fair" at work this week to learn about how we are all going to die horrible horrible deaths from the BIRD FLU (not if but WHEN). I am sad because it wasn't much fun. I thought there would at least be games and rides, but all I got was a flu shot and a Snoopy® brand adhesive bandage. Oh, and a cookie. I like fried dough better.

Click the picture for the full size, and yes, they really did call it the Pandemic Fair.

Merbleh shirts!

Just in time for the holidays. If you're wondering what the Merbleh is, check here and here.



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Cat sitting

Back in May, I got an apartment with Nate and Jerome... and Jerome's stupid cat. Well now I am sad because Jerome is in Washington state, and we have to take care of his cat. Feeding it isn't bad, but I haven't touched the litterbox, and I don't think Nate has either. Good thing it is on the other end of the apartment...the part where you just don't go. Oh well, it's not like Jerome ever cleans it when he is here.

The Triumphant Return (of the Merbleh)

Artrage is finally universal. I went boating with Doug a couple of weeks ago in Pushaw Lake. We hit something in the middle of the lake. We don't know what it was, but I have my own idea.

Technical difficulties

Technical difficulties (Artrage not being a universal binary) have kept me from making any new drawings. Well I could, but it's just painful to use. I'm hoping for an update soon, but if not, I'll work something out. Not drawing makes me sad.

Special widescreen edition

I won $50 at karyoke last night. Two other people's names were drawn first, but they were missing, so I was the third name. I am sad because no one seemed to care what happened to them. Dale probably trapped them into talking about his "hole in math" theory. You'll need to click the image to see the full size.

New iMac

I got a new iMac. I like it a lot. But I am sad that it can never love me back in the way I love it. My mom said I should spend some time "stroking something other than the keyboard" (no...she really did). That also makes me sad.

I'm back

I've been a little busy lately, but there are posts coming. I am sad if I disappointed any of you. I hope you understand.

I wish I could shoot my roommate too...

Nate, you already promised me I could.

Anyway, apparently Brian and his roommate Nik decided to go out and buy guns today. I am sad because I ordered my Beretta on the internet, and it won't be in until the 23rd. So now I am sitting in my room, while Brian and Nik get to shoot at each other. I never did like Nik anyway, what with his stupid red hat and always calling everything "awesome".


Of course these are Airsoft guns... According to Brian, getting shot in the face hurts. I can't wait to find out.

Zombies go "Roar!"?

Zac and I went skating yesterday. We went to Pushaw Lake first, but there were spring holes and we didn't trust the ice. Instead we ended up at Mud Pond. Zac was afraid the ice would break. I was afraid of the zombies since we were dangerously close to the Zombie Bridge and Zombie Swamp. We didn't stay long. I am sad.


I hope this picture makes you sad too. Seriously look at the poor zombie that lost his legs. He has to crawl on ice. I just feel bad that he is going to starve while the other legged zombies get to eat brains. If that doesn't bring a tear to your eye, then you are a heartless person.

The Mer-bleh

One of the rarer beasts of Pushaw Lake is the Mer-bleh, a bottom dwelling half-ugly-woman half-chub. Legend has it, they will occasionally surface to try to seduce drunk campers, or swim up the Stillwater to their spawning grounds, also known as Number Ten North Main. How they can drink Allen's Coffee Brandy under water is one of science's biggest mysteries.



Sorry for those of you that saw the original, it was not up to the quality you expect from me. I am sure you will agree this one is better.

Insomnia

I didn't get much sleep last week. I tossed and turned all night every night. By Friday I had lost my mind. All I could think of was how awesome I am at Halo and how much I want to be like Master Chief. I must have been delusional, since I'm not really that good. Being bad at Halo makes me sad.

Its not Petco stupid

I was in RadioShack today. This woman brought her dog in with her. It was a big German Shepard. It came up to me and sniffed me, so I thought it was friendly, but then when I tried to pat it, it bit at me and growled. I was scared and sad. The woman was too busy having probably one of the stupidest conversations I have ever heard to keep her beast under control. I think I am lucky to be alive.

It wasn't glitter on my lawn

Dale and Jenn came up from Nate's birthday. Everyone drank too much so they were passing out and throwing up around 8 PM. Jenn threw up off my deck. That made me sad. But I can use glitter to show it. It's still not enough to make up for the hurt, but it helps.

Artrage 2

Artrage 2 is out. As promised, there will be a post using glitter later. There are now two versions, a free and a full version. The free version gives you everything that was in Artrage 1.0 and some enhancements. If you want glitter (and some other really cool stuff), you'll need to get the full version, which is a very reasonable $19.95. If you like Artrage, please head on over to www.artrage.com and support these guys and their great software.